What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

How are you spending your best time?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.